:: 2009 in a nutshell ::

To tell everyone the truth, 2009 is literally a rollercoaster. From the good to the bad and even moments where it reached the extremes on both side. Relationship was a bitch to go thru although upon reaching the end of the dark tunnel, the fresh air and sunlight was fantastic. If i had to do it again, i will do the exact same thing. Friends were lost which is good in someways. Makes those that stayed behind more meaningful. In the words of bob, "Friends fight and bitch about each other backs, but what matters is at the end of the day, when you're looking at each other, you can love and laugh with that person." Seriously, to those who stayed behind with me thru my broken ankles and all those really fucked up things, thank you. And to all those who have decided that life without me in it would be for the best, lets just keep it that way.

:: Resolutions Update ::

Fellow ladies and genitals.... Here is my list for 2009. An update.

01. Get a new guitar - Not going to happen....love my guitar too much now to get a newer one
02. Get a new multi fx - Got me an AX3000G multi fx pedal!
03. Learn to use the multi fx - Got it figured out good enough to perform with it.
04. Get a label to sign my band - Still no luck and no longer a priority
05. Go to the Zoo - Was planning to go at the end of the year but a broken ankle just hinders things
06. Go to the Night Safari - broken ankle
07. Go to the Jurong Bird Park - broken freaking ankle
08. Go on a holiday - broken freaking ankle
09. Get Raman to suck Bob's dick - Raman is STILL not buying the idea
10. Buy a dictionary - Ahhhh....why buy when there is an online version of it
11. Have breakfast more often - Success!!!
12. Go to more gigs - broken ankle
13. Keep telling myself to go to more gigs - Ok...go to more gigs
14. Make blogspot - You are reading it now
15. Learn to make a blogspot - Its simple but i like it
16. Remember more birthdays - So far so good....
17. Remember the lyrics to "Happy Birthday to you" (I only know the monkey version) - My little bro taught me
18. Watch more movies - Not that many good shows around anymore
19. Go Sentosa - read broken ankle
20. Make band shirt - We are still waiting for the money....donations anyone?21. Think of more things to say onstage - Still thinking....

9 out of 20 is not bad at all....Wait, who am i kidding. Its freaking bad!!! But no fears.... some of this will be push forward to the next year and some will just be dropped. Next entry...."2010 RESOLUTIONS LIST!"

:: Reason for the long long long silence ::

Close to 3 weeks ago i got into a freak accident which leaves me with a broken ankle. Has been out on MC ever since. Life is boring and scheduled. I dont know if anyone remembers about a list i made during the start of this year and with immobility it seems i cant finish it. Dammit. Well, expect a rerun of that list and possibly a new list coming up. 4 more days before my next appointment and hopefully, i am able to move around after that. Watching Growing up is really helphing me pass time more than i realise.

:: Seriously? ::

Seriously...how the hell it was ever recorded let alone with a music video i'll never know

:: Argument on food ::

Met up with Ash(raf) and had a discussion on which is the best burger in town while enjoying Arnolds chicken. My top 5 would be

1. Double Mcspicy
2. Botak Jones You Crazy or what
3. Filet O Fish
4. Subway Meatball Sandwich (Shut up, 2 breads with meat in between = Burger)
5. Big Mac

As you can see no Burger King burgers are on my list. Also, found out from Ash that Burger King is called Hungry Jack in Australia. Weird.

:: Dont hear, just see ::

This is hilarious. Been going around telling friends about this. Might as well post it up here for them to see it for themselves.

:: Walk In Fridge ::

Bob, as requested. Part 2

:: Mr WIlliam Butterbum ::

We were at ikea and we spotted Mr William Butterbum!

The previous food entries I really do not know why the pics are all jumbled up like pasta. Well...can't fix it.

:: A new song up ::

Oligarchy has finally done one instrumental track and its titled "Help Line". Do check it out at either www.myspace.com/oligarchyonline or www.myspace.com/wanonline.

This track is being used by MOE for its library presentation and the end deal of this all is super sweet. Expect new photoshoot pictures in the next few months.

Also, Oligarchy is already kicking in its writing phase although now its more of relaxing and slowing down on the gigging and enjoying life time. Its 3 years non stop work on performances and I really feel this 'holiday' period is what all of us really need before going full force on the writing part.

Here are some pics of us really fooling around.

Me and Bob at Botak Jones. Awesome stomach filling goodness.

:: Updated space ::

Finally redid and updated my myspace page. A new intrumental track will be uploaded by tonight hopefully coz i still do not have a title for that song yet. Heres the link

www.myspace.com/wanonline

:: Another new label for this old bloggernose ::

Decided after a meeting that i will create another new label. Its all videos by local bands and to kick it up here's a video by A Vacant Affair. Oh and the label is called "Ye ole Video"

:: A new blog entry with a new tag for it ::

Decided since getting a 3.2 mega pixel camera that i will take beautiful pictures from now on. Lo and behold.... a new tag called "Eyandy"

Here are the pictures i've taken so far.

:: Crap in my pants ::

Cool local video that just makes people crap in their pants. Watch it at night and with earphones and when you're alone

:: Cool Video ::

Coolest music video ever. See....you dont need that much cash for a video, just a cool idea and alot of balls

:: Old school arcade games ::

Cool cool cool video by seether.

:: So the winner is announce! ::

So the winner to the first ever poll is COKE!

























Some interesting facts about COKE:

1.In many states the highway patrol carries two gallons of Coke in the truck to remove blood from the highway after a car accident.
2.You can put a T-bone steak in a bowl of coke and it will be gone in two days.
3.To clean a toilet: Pour a can of Coca-Cola into the toilet bowl....... Let the "real thing" sit for one hour, then flush clean.
4.The citric acid in Coke removes stains from vitreous china.
5.To remove rust spots from chrome car bumpers: Rub the bumper with a crumpled-up piece of Reynolds Wrap aluminum foil dipped in Coca-Cola.
6.To clean corrosion from car battery terminals: Pour a can of Coca-Cola over the terminals to bubble away the corrosion.
7.To loosen a rusted bolt: Applying a cloth soaked in Coca-Cola to the rusted bolt for several minutes.
8.To bake a moist ham: Empty a can of Coca-Cola into the baking pan;rap the ham in aluminum foil, and bake. Thirty minutes before the ham is finished, remove the foil, allowing the drippings to mix with the Coke for a sumptuous brown gravy.
9.To remove grease from clothes: Empty a can of coke into a load of greasy clothes, add detergent, And run through a regular cycle. The Coca-Cola will help loosen grease stains. It will also clean road haze fromyour windshield.

:: Who are you! ::

No explaination...just watch.

:: A big fight ::

Had a fight with my gf the other day...manage to take a video of it. Here it is

:: Worried about Bob ::

Bob looks different the last i saw him. He looks blue and really sluggish. Dude you ok man? I took a picture of him... See the changes?

:: Information on Singapore famous sight seeing place ::

Just for people who dont know what Singapore have to offer.... I've decided to make a list of it.

Singapore Science Center - $6 admission
Singapore Zoo - $18 admission
Singapore Night Safari - $20 admission
Jurong Bird Park - $18 admission
Singapore Underwater World - $22.90 admission
National Museum Of Singapore - Free i think

Thats all i can think off. My next posting will be of something i've found and clone that is really really cool.

:: Voting continues ::

Wow, so far coke is winning the vote... I will post some gig pictures soon... Once its uploaded.... William Waterbum

:: Funny Words ::

I did not make any of this up...its real words with real meanings

Zymurgy
The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes."

Turophile
Someone who really fancies cheese.

Roger
Old British word for having sexual intercourse.

Poppycock
Foolish talk or nonsense.

Britches
I laughed so hard I almost sh*t my britches

Mollycoddle
To be overprotective of, or, when used as a noun, an especially pampered man or boy.

Janky
When "nasty" or "icky" just doesn't cut it anymore, i.e. "Look at the kid with the janky Trapper Keeper."

Blunderguff
A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity.

Smegma
Gross thing, funny word.

Smorgasbord
Same as a buffet, but more hilarious.

Ok thats all i can do for now. So what you waiting for? Go...go and use this cool words to your friends

:: I dont know what this is ::

I dont know what this is....but i'm going to post it anyhow.

Credits to Nura

:: Sufi Response to my video to him ::

Sufi's response to my video. All the way man!

:: A flight of stairs and alot of spare time ::

What do you get when you take a flight of stairs and people who have alot of spare time. This was taken donkey years ago and there are talks of us doing up a blog to showcase the funny side of life. So stay tune for that. Also, "THE EAT OFF" will be posted on that new blogspot.


Rolling Down Esplanade.


Rolling down Concourse


Ps - I've made a new label for this kind of thing. Its call "Bringing on the awesomeness."

:: A video dedicated to Sufi ::

This video is my favourite of all time. I dedicate this to my good good friend Sufi.

The rest of the cast is Me, Bob, Moe and lastly Raman. Eh wait....Moe don't watch porn.

:: A sad sad day for Singapore Grunge Scene ::

Muddybanks and Streetsites are on hiatus. Major blow for the already small grunge scene.

:: Femine look ::

I would have to post all of this and ask "Don't i look pretty?"


















































































































































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To make it clear, I AM A STRAIGHT GUY who loves girls.

Ps - Bob you still look more femine than me in your makeover pic.

:: Singapore Street Fest 09 ::

Wow look, we're on Singapore Street Fest 09. I seriously look ridiculous with that hat.

Click here

:: Couples look alike ::

Dont we look alike

Me on the left, Nura on the right

See....when a couple sticks together long enough...they tend to look similar. The guys are trying out a new game soon.... will try to keep everyone updated.

:: 19 Ass ::

Hello My name is Ms Nura
I enjoy fictional guys from Tv, homemade mocca and fictional guys from Tv. Early mornings make me cranky. During my free time, I love to talk to my 12 cats. I'm a mutant with the ability to talk to cats. Also, I hope to open a coffee shop one day called "Makan di Nura Niari Babe". I think I'm married to Peter Parker. Oh btw, I also have a "boyfriend", Wan

:: Fund Raiser at Loof ::

Found more pictures of the event!!!
















Our so called "Promo Shots" I look so chinese in this















Me Singing backup for "This love" I think















I'm wearing shades coz i think its cool. And the guy on the right has big "balls"
















I brought rusty along for the gig















Whole picture of everyone that made this wonderful thing happen















From left to right: Rusty, Me, Bob, Kamarie, Nina and Yusri















Bob uses rusty to make this cool song happen

Seriously... i was with Kamarie asking him... "A nosejob dude? For real?"

:: Beautifulpeople.org.sg ::

Me and Bob are on this poster. A gig we did for beautifulpeople.org.sg.

I know the poster is super big but this organisation is kickass with wonderful people all around and if i was a girl.....i'll support this full force! I think i'm signing up to be a "Big Sister". Thank you so much for the drinks, multiple cokes, free calamari, free big potato wedges and those free burgers. We had so much fun

Visit them by clicking HERE

:: Definately buying this ::

I am definately buying this for my office

:: A cat is what I really want ::

I saw this cute cute picture of a cat and i just have to share it with everyone.












Can someone please give me a cat that looks like that!

Ps: The cat in the picture will probably grow up to look like this..


















Yes yes....thats Patrick the Liger. I want a LIGER!

:: Barcelona 0 - Chelsea 0 ::

This happened 2 days ago....

I was queing up to buy drinks where 2 malay uncles were talking about soccer. They were talking apparently about the Barcelona and Chelsea game.

Bodoh 1 : "Babe...Barcelona confirm win one...they got Messi and Eto... they playing home somemore. how can chelsea beat them"

Bodoh 2 : "Thats why...should bet that Barcelona score 3 goals one"

I heard what they were saying so i went to them and said

Me : "Excuse me, but they will confirm draw one"

Bodoh 1 : "Eh, u Chelsea fan is it?"

Me : "Ya"

Bodoh 2 : "Thats why u say they will draw....alamak...Barcelona will win la boy!"

Me : "No....i said that not because i'm a chelsea fan....i said that because the game was just now. And chelsea drew barca 0-0"

Bodoh 1 and 2 : "What!"

Therefore i conclude.......

Drinks - $1.20
Newspaper - $0.70
Seeing 2 idiots talking about a game already played - PRICELESS!!!

:: All about April 11 ::

People born on April 11:

Anton Levay (Founder of Church of Satan)
Joss Stone (Musician)

Historical happening on April 11:

Apollo 13 is launched
Bob Dylan made his singing deput in New York
Napolean is exiled to Elba
Last execution of Witchcraft in Germany

Well, thats all interesting facts. Wish there was more....

:: We did what? ::

This was from the latest pic. I know i know....i look like someone who is about to steal a kids balloon....





























I was not trying to steal a balloon.... i was trying to burst them...BIG DIFFERENCE!































Now look at this wonderful team here....Aren't they the cutest pair ever since Tom met Jerry? On the left is Ms "Small Girl" Jas and on the right its Mr "my patient has limits ok?" Raman WhatLah!.

:: Flea bags hoorah ::

Here it is...the poster of my gig today.... Now aint that girl cute?

:: Oh yeah I am? ::

Just saw a poster saying my band will be performing.....I'm like "For Real?". Ahaks. Well....Oligarchy will be performing an acoustic set from 1 to around 5 at (get this) Flea@Jazz@Southbridge. Well, hopefully anyone that wants to be there can be there coz its FREE and there is like some people selling some stuff. Practice today and performance tomorrow. God.... how i love my life.

Click here for details

:: The good, the bad and just the $#!(@# ugly Part 2 ::

This is part 2 of my hair adventures. This is all after my Ns, with alot of mishaps in cutting my hair. Enjoy. And please...hold them burfs until everything is done









Long hair has started to form
Style: Seriously....i dont know
Comment: Its like Mars. Explore the unknown



















Experimenting with my looks. Especially with long hair
Style: Unmanaged hair everywhere
Comment: I look like this when i wake up....












Growing me hair like an emo kid.
Style: Emo combover with crappy dye
Comment: I look too childish in this














Wanting so much to look like i'm from the mafia
Style: Back comb
Comment: Definately will do this hair again!
















Now the hair experimentation is really kicking in full force
Style: Longs sides and back with shorter fringe
Comment: I got this style accidentally. Can't live with the fact lightning can strike twice.













A freak haircut that went wrong
Style: Rob Thomas wannabe haircut that i did not ask for
Comment: I might just do this again.













Ok, this was how it first look like afte the freak haircut.
Style: I dont know....gibberish?
Comment: Will go for it but the longer version
















The longest i've kept my hair since i've finished my army
Style: Ermmm....long
Comment: Too messy for my profession
















This is the result of not cutting my hair after a bad hair cut
Style: Long blah blah blah with short blah
Comment: I like it coz it makes me look cute. Or girlish











Same shit just another angle
Style: Same
Comment: Shouldnt have cut it short.

Samurai induced idea. Style: Just tie the top hald of ur hair and let the rest drop off
Comment: I love it sooo much. Future hairstyle

Last one and probably the closest to what i want to achieve.
Stlye: Centre parting long "grunge" hair
Comment: That is how my hair will look like





Ok people....so now you know that my hair growth have been ugly and tedious. My prediction to achieving my dream hairstyle will be either in July or latest December. So watch out for more of my hair updated. Ok, now all of you may go barf. Many cheers