:: Funny Words ::

I did not make any of this up...its real words with real meanings

Zymurgy
The last word in the dictionary, meaning "The chemistry of fermentation processes."

Turophile
Someone who really fancies cheese.

Roger
Old British word for having sexual intercourse.

Poppycock
Foolish talk or nonsense.

Britches
I laughed so hard I almost sh*t my britches

Mollycoddle
To be overprotective of, or, when used as a noun, an especially pampered man or boy.

Janky
When "nasty" or "icky" just doesn't cut it anymore, i.e. "Look at the kid with the janky Trapper Keeper."

Blunderguff
A fart let off just before a beautiful woman walks into the vicinity.

Smegma
Gross thing, funny word.

Smorgasbord
Same as a buffet, but more hilarious.

Ok thats all i can do for now. So what you waiting for? Go...go and use this cool words to your friends