:: My answer on air ::

Check this, was listening to the Morning Express on Class 95 and the Djs asked this question. What smell do you like and what smell do you not like? My answer was "I love the smell of fried chicken and hated the smell of someone who farted in an air-conditioned space." My answer was used as an example on air! Can you fucking believe that?! Well, Flying Dutchman did have to change the word farted to breaking wind. But fucking hell! My answer was read on air. That's like my borderline funny thoughts being broadcast to the whole nation. Probably some dude was like, "oh yeah...fart in the office....that sucks." Good Thursday.

:: A fucking joke...fucking joke ::

:: Good work Singapore..... Bravo ::

:: welcoming my own ass back ::

After many many time away, i'm welcoming my ass back to blogger. Hi Blogger! I'm writing on blogger again because i realized that I still have many nonsensical things to write. Nonsensical things that I could not write anywhere else (in twitter, facebook or my bands blog). Therefore, in true honor of me teaching people how to be more of a jerk, here's a drop of knowledge!

A few days ago i've reached a revelation on how to insult a person. Yes, insult a person. Get ready........ if anyone. And i mean ANYONE is being a prick to you, call he/she.... A SPERM!

Yes!
























This is how you use it.

Example A: "Hey don't be such a sperm!"

Example B : "Wah lau.... you are such a sperm!"

Example C : "YOU SPERM!"

See guys, try it. See their reactions. And remember that you heard it here first! Next time, BOOYAH!

:: To them idiots ::

I've gone through 4 accidents so far in my life. 1 of them, the guy just speed away after banging me from the side, leaving me and my gf in the middle of the road. Another 2, the driver came out and look at his car first WITHOUT giving a shit to see if i'm even alive. The last one, a big ass truck driver bang me from the side, and drag me a good 5m. This low educated truck driver was the only person human enough to run out from his truck and ask me "Are you ok?" first. He even called me later that night and the next day to check if i'm ok. This poor guy even wanted to pay for my medical fees. I respected this guy more than anyone else. It shows, even if he was poor, he has a true heart of gold. Money and status means shit when you can't even be human to others. People, take today to open your eyes to the people that would need your help regardless of race or age. Lastly, to the 3 assholes who left me bleeding on the asphalt, i hope your nights are plague by your selfish ways.

:: I'm back! With a vengence! ::

I've been away from here. Neglecting my story telling. Neglecting my photographs. But all for a reason. A good one. Finally, after so long. I have new music to share with people! Yes! NEW [insert your favorite curse words here] MUSIC! Get ready, alot of links coming your way.

Break The 8
Blog - www.breakthe8.tumblr.com
Facebook - www.facebook.com/breakthe8
Twitter - www.twitter.com/breakthe8
Myspace - www.myspace.com/breakthe8online
Noise Singapore
YouTube

Plus, check out our first new single at the link below.


It's 4 am on the 24th of July 2011 and here I am, informing the whole world that the new single is out. I feel good!

:: The dark side of a beautiful angel ::

:: Running to the Edge of the World ::

:: Check this ::

:: Silent Hill ::

I'm taking a break from photography and in some sense slowing down my uploads on my Flickr account and also on updating my blog. Reason? Coz I'm in the process of writing. Yes. Writing. So, don't worry much people coz I will be updating when I have the time and I will be uploading more photos (coz i have them just that it's not edited yet). June and July will be busy and any updates (if I'm allowed to say it) would be done here coz I'm Wan, the WanLeaks dude. Here's a little sneak peak on what I'm writing...

"And I will, push you in the fire
Just to save you
Yes I will, push you in the fire
Just to save me from you"

July is going to be freaking awesome!

:: Being in a band ::

This 2 videos below are literally the 2 videos that got me wanting to be in a band, wanting really really bad to write my own songs and play it. That was back in 2002 (i think). Close to 9 years on, the passion is still alive and strong. Soon i guess.... Can't wait for July!!!

:: My penis ::

A few days ago, i text-ed K this

"An artist once commented that my penis is 'a fine piece of art worth mentioning in Wikipedia'."

In 5 mins he replied me this,

"Haha! I want to know who the fuck is the artist"

I answered,

"James Gaylord"

A few hours later, K text-ed this to me.

"A scientist once commented that my penis is a fine piece of rocket which reach sky in 0.001 sec'."

My reply....

"Dude... That's means you're a premature ejaculator. Not cool. Not cool at all."

:: Funny things to say to angry people ::

Here's a list of funny things to say to people who are angry at you

- "Why shouldn't i be angry?! My wife is leaving me! My twins don't look alike!"

- "Rat crawl up, rat crawl down, loser say what? Fuck your mom!"

- "I understand why you're angry. You voted opposition right?"

- "Wa takda senang!"

- "Robocop takle terbang di sungei" (Translated : Robocop can't fly on the river)

- "Oreo cream milkshake!"

:: Mothers Day ::

Do buy their newest album "Turtleneck and Chain"

:: WanLeaks ::

I'm gonna be murdered for doing this. But I really think this song is good. So I'm leaking it over here. Click on the video to see her channel page.

Ps - I'm the dude playing the guitar for this on my new VOX! Mini Fuck Yeah!

:: Rejected votes ::

Check this out!!!

:: Little cute baby ::

Happy 4 years 3 months anniversary baby!

:: Cute kitten ::

Here's something cool people.

:: Exeunt/Prologue ::

A little sparks before the fireworks comes.

:: 6 April to 26 April ::

My photographs would be part of an exhibition called "BUD Student Photography exhibition". Please feel free to make your way down to Objectifs (56A Arab Street from Mon - Fri, 11am to 7pm / Sat, 12pm to 6pm) to view this cool exhibition. My work is titled "Where the wild kids are".

Been busy with life lately. Writing, snapping and more writing. Interesting things to look out for in the next few months. Wait for it.