A few days ago, i text-ed K this
"An artist once commented that my penis is 'a fine piece of art worth mentioning in Wikipedia'."
In 5 mins he replied me this,
"Haha! I want to know who the fuck is the artist"
A few hours later, K text-ed this to me.
"A scientist once commented that my penis is a fine piece of rocket which reach sky in 0.001 sec'."
"Dude... That's means you're a premature ejaculator. Not cool. Not cool at all."