Introducing, a new tag called "Message madness". Check this. My sweet cousin sent me this sms on New Year's eve.
"Today is the last day of the new year. As a gift, you can ask me one question and I will answer it honestly. I'll be waiting."
I looked at it, and replied.
"Hmmmm, how can the equation e=mc2 be adjusted to include the gravitational pull of -39?"
Next thing I know, he called me and said "What a question!" I answered him "What? It's a legitimate question!" The next few minutes were spent on me convincing him its a real question. I told him "Fine! I'll ask you another question before the year ends."
Later on, I texted him this : "Explain, in percentage, the probability of a Liger being found in the wild from the 16th to the present century."
His answer. "70%"
I said : "Wrong. Its 0% since tigers are asian and lions are africans! Happy New Year!"