::Multi Level Marketing::

This video shows the wonderful concept of multilevel marketing and the products, the "miracle" products that they sell.

Watch it here.

P.s: I've always thought of these MLM bs to be fraud and hurting to the people they approach and the family that might get affected. Wonder why the government is not doing anything to stop this.

::English Words::

English is an important language that can never be fully mastered. I stumbled across this video and just for the sake of i, i posted a link to the meaning of the 2 important words.

The video

Meaning 1

Meaning 2

::I love this song soooooo much::

I grew up listening to this song. And i found a video of it on youtube which surprisingly is hard.

Watch it here

Everytime i hear this song, it brings a warm feeling in my heart. Well, maybe i should cover this song. Ironically, the singer looks like my gfs' brother. Which makes me really laugh deep in my warm feeling

::Get me on the tube!!!::

Oligarchy is trying hard to get our face on tv and perform for all of you on that box with the moving images. So....please please please spare 10 mins of your time and vote for Oligarchy. We're not asking much but just use all 10 votes on us daily. Link is at the bottom. Here is the instruction on how to do that written by our lovable and most goodlooking man, Bob.

Part I (For those who dont have a Mediacorp Channel 5's forum account); here are the steps.
1] Sign an account with Mediacorp's Forum via this link; Here.
2] After registering, you need to activate your account via em-mail confirmation.
3] After you've confirmed, follow the steps in part II below

Part II For those who already have a Mediacorp Channel 5's forum account;
1] Click on the URL which leads you to my band's profile Here
2] Click on "Rock On" and a new window with Terms and Condition pops up.
3] Check on "Agree" and "Continue"

Also, we do not know what song to play and since you people vote for us, we'll let you pick and decide what we'll play. It is a performance for you either ways. Click on the link below to hear us on our myspace. Ahhhh...myspace, a true networking powerhouse

Listen and watch us

::Careless Whisper::

Seether just did a cover of "careless whisper". Check out the video here although thesong won't be up until 27th January. But the song is here!!!

Watch it here!

Hear it here!

::True testiment of friendship::

This is a true testiment of friendship. I really enjoy this....

Watch it here

::Fuck face entry::

This is the what i like to call the "Fuck face" posting

Countary to what people might think, making the "fuck face" in photos is alot harder than it looks. It takes perfect self confidence and 100% pure dedication to be able to pull off that kind of look on the camera and still look nice and adorable. If you see it properly, we take pride and countless hours looking at the mirror to perfect this lost art. Screw that Jap "up my ass look" or the "i'm a model" look. The fuck face look is a reemerging trend, like it or not! And we'll lead the pack of fuck faces!!! So don't waste time, start posing with the best, most natural look ever!

::Hell Yeah!::

I found this on the web!


Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is bi! ology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him...........'Your tail is in the front'.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

::New Hairstyle and Leslie the Man::

Let me introduce you to a good good friend of mine. His name is Leslie and I know him for 5 years now. He is an avid gambler and also a professional "diss master". And here we have, his beautiful, beautiful Utt lookalike face.

Aww... ain't he the cutest creature you can ever lay your eyes on. He is a great great friend mine, sharing with me many practical jokes that we've played on him. And he is always cool with it, always telling us "to shut the fuck up and stuff your nose in our sorry ass....dog." Well, for all the practical jokes, I truly love this fucker and we've gone way way way back.

I'm thinking of changing hairstyles since the one i'm having now is not "wind friendly". So any ideas?

P.s: If anyone tells me to cut like Leslie, i swear i will tell you to shut the fuck up and stuff your nose in your sorry ass....dog!

::Sex Talk::

I remember when i was a kid and that all important father and son sex talk. Well, it never came. And i thank god every day and every night for not having that talk. That would be the most uncomfortable talks i can ever have with a parent. EVER! Well, i stumble upon this video on youtube that talks about "Sex Education" and i really think he made a good point.

Watch it here!

An update on things to come, I may be talking soon to people from a big guitar company about a big support deal. But i'll keep that a secret as for now.

::Meetings::

I seriously wish all meetings are like this....

Fantasy meetings

And i really think this is soooo funny!

Watch it now

Another scary one....i swear i can imagine my gf doing this...

Sweetest bitch

::Hitlers Angry::

Stumple upon this on youtube. Funny as hell

Watch it here!

There's actually more of this. Just go to youtube and type "Hitlers angry". I laughed my balls off!

::New Year count down @Boon Lay::

The pictures as promised




Me and Bob arguing to see who has the coolest cap. Suf told us to fuck off.

Yes this is Raman again. I swear it wasn't me

Walking on the streets is so much fun. Only time we can do that without a bus hitting us.

The biggest crowd with the biggest stage. Kinda makes me look small.

With the most gayish face i can ever imagine.

From left is: Moe(Psp), Raman, Ina, Me, Suf, Bob and Jaz(Jc kid)

Overall if i can recall, the whole day was fun and the crowd was great and so was the food. My first meal for the year is a nice steaming bowl of Instant Cup noodle bought at 7-11 with the friendliest chinese international guy you can ever imagine. And with close friends hanging around you, you just wish that everyday feels like its the new year. You can go to www.myspace.com/oligarchyonline to see more of the pics there.

::So close yet so far::

Went thru my bands myspace photos and look what i found!

Raman almost sucking on Bobs dick! Fuck! My new year resolutions could have been lessen by one. Dammit! Well, thats Raman from WhatLah Projects and he is such a fun and cute guy to really hang out with. You can find this cute lovable human being here www.myspace.com/whatlahproject . Just drop him a mail and say "Nice multi-tasking skills you gt there.". Will be posting some gigs picture from the new year soon. Till than, remember....."Nice multi-tasking you got there...."

::Happy New Year MOTOFCUKERS!::

Welcome all to my new and improve blog. Well, its creation (or recreation) is actually 1 of my new year resolutions. So.... let me share what are my resolutions,

01. Get a new guitar
02. Get a new multi fx
03. Learn to use the multi fx
04. Get a label to sign my band
05. Go to the Zoo
06. Go to the Night Safari
07. Go to the Jurong Bird Park
08. Go on a holiday
09. Get Raman to suck Bob's dick
10. Buy a dictionary
11. Have breakfast more often
12. Go to more gigs
13. Keep telling myself to go to more gigs
14. Make blogspot
15. Learn to make a blogspot
16. Remember more birthdays
17. Remember the lyrics to "Happy Birthday to you" (I only know the monkey version)
18. Watch more movies
19. Go Sentosa
20. Make band shirt
21. Think of more things to say onstage

There you go. My resolutions. I made up alot of it so that at the end of the year, i can count which was done by me and divide it by 21 and multiply it by 100 to make a good percentage. So if anyone can help me accomplish some of my resolutions do tell me. You would be of great help. Thanks and a happy new year!