Name: Irfan Alias: Little monster, Boy killer, Baby face assassin, Oi don’t touch my stuff, No, Afan D.O.B: No idea Hobbies: Climbing, wrecking stuff, crying, jumping around, digging nose, crapping everywhere Likes: Anything and everything, disgusting or pleasant. Dislikes: Anything that can’t be touched
Its been awhile since i've released new music in oligarchy reverbnation page. Check that page out on July 4th. Might release 1 song, or maybe more. Could be releasing past demo or better still.... newly recorded song ideas (or reworked old songs)! I'm itching to record again so who knows. Lets see if time permits me to do what i want to do or if time will do me.
Finally! No more June weekends. Phew.... I have never been busier in June than this year. In total, we played 4 shows, had 2 weddings, 1 mad practice session and i had to go thru that mind boggling TP test. That I pass. (will update on what happen and everything in a later post). This June is really pure madness. But close to the end of it all, I understood individuals better. I'm guessing July will be the time to undwind and relax. Now, I need to clean my room, fix back all my recording gear, get back into the 'i'm making music' mindset and lastly, wax and clean my bike. Booyah!
June weekends started with a wedding followed by 1 weekend gig. The following week was back to back gigs and next week would be my TP, cousin wedding and lastly the last gig for this month. After that, finally rest. I'm getting too old for this. A holiday maybe? Hmmm... maybe.And yes, our faces are pasted on the gates of SAF Yatch Club.
A man is dating three women and wants to decide which to marry. He decides to give them a test. He gives each woman a present of $5000 and watches to see what she does with the money.
The first does a total make-over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon, gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much. The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves him so much. Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several times the $5000. She gives him back his $5000 and reinvests the remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save for their future because she loves him so much. Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman had done with the money, and then he married the one with the largest breasts.
A few days after Christmas, a mother was working in the kitchen listening to her young son playing with his new electric train in the living room. She heard the train stop and her son said, "All of you sons of b*tches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of b*tches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we're going down the tracks." The mother went nuts and told her son, "We don't use that kind of language in this house. Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language." Two hours later, the son comes out of the bedroom and resumes playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, "All passengers who are disembarking from the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon." She hears the little boy continue, "For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today." As the mother began to smile, the child added, "For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the b*tch in the kitchen."
Husband and wife are getting all snugly in bed. The passion is heating up. But then the wife stops and says ?I don?t feel like it, I just want you to hold me.? The husband says ?WHAT???
The wife says, ?You must not be in tune with my emotional needs as a woman.?
The husband realizes that nothing is going to happen tonight and he might as well deal with it.
So the next day the husband takes her shopping at a big department store.
He walks around and has her try on three very expensive outfits. She can?t decide. He tells his wife to take all three of them. They go over and get matching shoes worth $200 each. Then they go to the Jewelry Department where she gets a set of diamond earrings.
The wife is so excited. She thinks her husband has flipped out, but she does not care. She goes for the tennis bracelet. The husband says, ?But you don?t even play tennis, but OK, if you like it then let?s get it.?
The wife is jumping up and down ? she?s so excited, she cannot believe what is going on.
She says ?I?m ready to go, let?s go to the cash register.? The husband says, ?No - no - no, honey we?re not going to buy all this stuff.? The wife?s face goes blank, ?No honey - I just want you to HOLD this stuff for a while.?
Her face gets really mad and she is about to explode and the husband says ?You must not be in tune with my financial needs as a man.?
01. Pass My Shotgun 02. Psychotic Mood Shift 03. Perpetual Munching Spree 04. Puffy Mid-Section 05. People Make me Sick 06. Provide Me with Sweets 07. Pardon My Sobbing 08. Pimples May Surface 09. Pass My Sweatpants 10. Pissy Mood Syndrome 11. Plainly - Men Suck 12. Pack My Stuff 13. Potential Murder Suspect
Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn't seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed.
The other guy takes out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps; "My friend is dead! What can I do?"
The operator says: "Calm down, I can help. First, let's make sure he's dead."
There is a silence and then a gunshot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: "OK, now what?"
Oligarchy played 1 out of 4 of their gigs for this June and it was a blast! Check out the best fan video ever! 3 more shows to go and personally, if all the gigs are like this, it would be fucking rad! For the first time ever, my dad saw me up on stage. And to think he saw me while he was driving. More pictures coming soon
Went over to an invite only opening ceremony for Streetfest 2010, Younity. Such a honour to be invited and seeing the whole ceremony, it made me realize that I'm part of something big and meaningful to the art scene. The whole month of June will be busy and after the ceremony today, i just realize that the engine has started. Can't wait to be on stage. Plus, our ugly faces appeared in the booklet. Since it is the size of a 20cent coin, to some we've made it. Since i have topped what you did in your whole music career, now you have to top what i did. Putting jackasses aside, I hope people would come to see us and i can bloody promise people there i'll wear my heart on my sleeves and make you understand me more by hearing what i have to say in my songs. A new guitar? A new sound? Some new clothes? Nah, i'm not that big of a rockstar. But yeah, this Streetfest will freaking kick ass!
