:: My life is cheeeebye ::

When you have a 'I Hate My Job day'
(Even if you're retired, you sometimes have those days)
Try this out:

Stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson.

Be very sure you get this brand.

When you get home, lock your doors,

Draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.

Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair. Open the package and remove the thermometer.

Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not become chipped or broken.

Now the fun part begins.

Take out the literature from the box and read it carefully.

You will notice that in small print there is a statement:

”Every Rectal Thermometer made by Johnson & Johnson is personally tested and then sanitized."

Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,

' I am so glad I do not work in the thermometer quality control department at Johnson & Johnson.'

:: Close up to the fret before the 20th ::

How close can i go with Ms 19 frets? Well, apparently this close. Artsy fartsy.

:: Mr Artsy Fartsy ::

This is me trying to be an artsy fucksy guy. More to come.

:: My room ::

This is the full complete version of my room...rejoice and dip it like a donut

















































Panoramic galore

:: THE BIGGEST LOCAL ENGLISH BAND IN SINGAPORE! ::

if i were the biggest local english band in singapore, i would have sold close to 2000 albums.

if i were the biggest local english band in singapore, i would have sold close to 2000 albums to a population of 4.000.000.

if i were the biggest local english band in singapore, i would have sold close to 2000 albums to a population of 4.000.000 which translates to a measly 0.05% of the country.

if i were the biggest local english band in singapore, i would have sold close to 2000 albums to a population of 4.000.000 which translates to a measly 0.05% of the country, thus earning me a whopping $27,000 from album sales.

if i were the biggest local english band in singapore, i would have sold close to 2000 albums to a population of 4.000.000 which translates to a measly 0.05% of the country, thus earning me a whopping $27,000 from album sales, when divided among the rest of my 4-5 members, still leaves me with a comfortable $6,750.

if i were the biggest local english band in singapore, i would have sold close to 2000 albums to a population of 4.000.000 which translates to a measly 0.05% of the country, thus earning me a whopping $27,000 from album sales, when divided among the rest of my 4-5 members, still leaves me with a comfortable $6,750 until my next album release.

It takes on average, about 2 years before a 2nd album is released.

With $3,375 a year, i could make the Forbes 500 list, coming in at number 500, with 499 bangladeshi employees above me.

So please support your local english "rock stars".