:: My penis ::

A few days ago, i text-ed K this

"An artist once commented that my penis is 'a fine piece of art worth mentioning in Wikipedia'."

In 5 mins he replied me this,

"Haha! I want to know who the fuck is the artist"

I answered,

"James Gaylord"

A few hours later, K text-ed this to me.

"A scientist once commented that my penis is a fine piece of rocket which reach sky in 0.001 sec'."

My reply....

"Dude... That's means you're a premature ejaculator. Not cool. Not cool at all."

:: Message Madness with a friend ::

Sms convo with a friend one day that went like this :

Friend : My ball is called "Cold Fury"
Me : My sperms are known as "Raging Demon"

Later on, he smsed me this :

Friend : Thanks man, now my bowling nick is "Cold Raging Fury"
Me : My bowling name is "Sperm Shack Cadillac"
Friend : That's nice

:: Message Madness with K ::

K has this problem where he will sometimes message me messages that was meant to be for his gf. Yesterday, while slacking, we were laughing about it and by nightfall he did it. AGAIN!

His message : Baby I'm home.

My reply : Ok honey. Don't forget to hang your underwear at the window to ward off evil spirit.

No reply was given to me after this message. Hahahahahahhaha!

:: Message Madness from Suf ::

Me : Dude meet at Raffles Hospital Coffee Bean

Suf : Ok bye

Me : Roger had a little lamb. Mary killed him and got custody of it

Suf : Nugget separuh masak (Translated : Half cooked nugget)

Me : Nugget separuh masak hanye rasa separuh sedap (Translated : Half cooked nugget taste half nice)

Suf : Tomorrow is the future

Me : Yesterday is the past

:: New tag for the new year ::

Introducing, a new tag called "Message madness". Check this. My sweet cousin sent me this sms on New Year's eve.

"Today is the last day of the new year. As a gift, you can ask me one question and I will answer it honestly. I'll be waiting."

I looked at it, and replied.

"Hmmmm, how can the equation e=mc2 be adjusted to include the gravitational pull of -39?"

Next thing I know, he called me and said "What a question!" I answered him "What? It's a legitimate question!" The next few minutes were spent on me convincing him its a real question. I told him "Fine! I'll ask you another question before the year ends."

Later on, I texted him this : "Explain, in percentage, the probability of a Liger being found in the wild from the 16th to the present century."

His answer. "70%"

I said : "Wrong. Its 0% since tigers are asian and lions are africans! Happy New Year!"

:: Random text message ::

I random texted 2 unfortunate souls the following.

To K : "I miss your 20 minute kisses and angry rough sex on your black booty"
His answer : "Lol!"

To Moe : "I miss your 20 minute kisses and angry rough anal sex in your security attire"
His answer : "Wtf?!"