:: Been gone for way too long::

Ok, haven't been twittering and blogging for a long long time. Reason. I was pissed off sick! My back was hurting, my throat was hurting, it pretty much stop me from doing alot of things. I've been trying to fix my back and also do up somethings where i have been forsaking. Ok, now i'm back...so here's some updates on me

Oligarchy work is selected for Noise Singapore! This is such an honour as finally someone is taking the shit i'm doing and seeing it as art. I did take some pictures but i'll uploaded another day. However, we need people to vote for our work (everything nowadays is votes). Click here to start voting. And remember.....my band name is Oligarchy.

Ok....will update more of my life soon... So keep 'em coming. 'Nuff say

P.s - Forgetting Sarah Marshall is the best show ever!

::Looks like Britney has competition::

Looks like Ms Britney Spears has some serious competition in terms of school girl dresses. This girl looks hot in her school girl attire and boy can she sing better than Britney Spears. Check her video here.

::Twitter::

Came across something cool... its Twitter! Its a thing where it lets me update what I'm doing. So when i take a shit, playing guitar, eating leftovers or even updating my blog, everyone will know. Isn't that cool? Its located near my archive page.

::My New Year Updates::

Ok... its been 3 months and 9 days since 20-o-fucking-9 started and i'm reflecting on my resolutions. So lets see what I've accomplish so far.

01. Get a new guitar
02. Get a new multi fx - Got me an AX3000G multi fx pedal!
03. Learn to use the multi fx - Still figuring this shit out
04. Get a label to sign my band - No luck
05. Go to the Zoo - Too scared to go....must wait for the white tiget to not think humans are delicacy
06. Go to the Night Safari - Nope...not yet
07. Go to the Jurong Bird Park - Also...nope...not yet
08. Go on a holiday - This is really bad....
09. Get Raman to suck Bob's dick - Raman is not buying the idea....
10. Buy a dictionary - Where do i get this? Seriously? Tried to steal it from the library but failed...
11. Have breakfast more often - Is breakfast around 12 noon?
12. Go to more gigs - I dont really have cash to go so far....
13. Keep telling myself to go to more gigs - Ok...go to more gigs...not eat more sushi....
14. Make blogspot - You are reading it now
15. Learn to make a blogspot - Its simple but i like it
16. Remember more birthdays - So far so good....
17. Remember the lyrics to "Happy Birthday to you" (I only know the monkey version) - No luck on this
18. Watch more movies - Not that many good shows around anymore
19. Go Sentosa - Ok...seriously...this one i HAVE to do
20. Make band shirt - We are still waiting for the money....donations anyone?
21. Think of more things to say onstage - Still thinking....

Ok as you can see....i've done a rad job so far. And things will get better in time and i hope by december most of this resolutions are done. I haven't been doing the mixes for the upcoming ep so i have to focus all my energy to do it soon. No hurries....but soon.

Btw, Zack and Miri make a porno is soooooo nice to watch

::A weird weird dream::

I just woke up from his really fucking weird dream. So I thought I blog it out since its fresh from my memory.

"The whole dream started with my encik boss asking me to follow him from my work office to i dont know where. He told me he wanted to look for hp covers. So i said ok and followed him. Thats where this weird feeling of my leg beings shaky and me being dizzy started. We went to 2 houses, it looks like those illegal ones but it might be ligitimate. The hp model we were looking for are Sony Ericsson 168(i dont know if theres even that model around). The houses are 2 story high and i remembered at the last house when i was going down i had to straigthen my right leg so as not too fall. By now my head was spinning out of control. We were downstairs when suddenly everything just blacked out and the next time i opened my eyes, i was lying down on a hospital bed. The moment i opened my eyes, my mom and dad was there, smiling and really happy i've opened my eyes. I asked them, 'where am i? Is this graceheaven?' Suddenly a nurse came and she said yes. This hospital looks more like a wayward house than it is a hospital. Very old school settings with painted green fence. I went out to smoke and my mom followed me and thats where she told me some bad news. She told me my gf is pregnant. I was like'WHAT!' I remembered thinking its one fucked up thing followed by another. But the weird thing is, no one, and i mean no one showed any anger or disapointmet. It was like this is soooo normal. I lay on my hospital bed and put my hands to my face while my mom and dad keep telling me don't worry. Thats where my gf came in and she really looks different. She got this glow around her. She said she's 2 months pregnant. Which is really really weird. I asked the nurse how long was i knocked out and she told me 3 days. I asked her due to what cause and she replied 'Concussion and slip disc' . Now thats fucking weird. Next thing i asked my mom if the pregnancy is true and she showed me the test kit with the results and the werid thing is the test kit can be turned in such a way that it can show negative and positive. The rest is pretty much a blur except for the fact that she is pregnant with sixplets! I freaked out! Tellin my mom and dad how can I raise enough money in less than 7 months to get married and pay for the delivery of the kids and take care of them! They kept saying don't worry and like before not even remotely angry or disstress."

Thats all i could remember as the rest of my dreams was really hazy and blurry. I remember me and gf cuddling at my house with me holding on her tummy and feeling really really scared. Like having this kids is making me happy and also really terrified at the same time. I'm really soaked in sweat now and what i type may not make sense cause i'm still groggy. Damn man.... my head is soooo fucked up right now. Shouldn't have watch that movie "Knocked up" and drink that big slurpee before bed!

::Relationship Advice::

Always wonder how to have a long lasting relationship. How to really escape fights. Click on the videos below to learn more. And to make it fair... first 2 videos is from the guys perspective and the last 2 is from a female perspective.(Baby i'm so sorry...)

For the guys!


And this is really really true. Recommend for all guys to read


How to deal with fights


What men wants

::Whats on my mind::

Someone told me that blogs area place where people put up on the world wide web whats on their mind.... So i thought i will share it. This is whats going on in my mind.

::Happy 42nd Birthday Cobain::

Happy 42nd Birthday Mr Kurt Cobain. You really are an inspiration and the voice of a generation. Really wish that you're still around. Rest In Peace

::Good Poetry::

Here's a good poetry piece that i'll like to share it with everyone. Click here for it.

The title for the upcoming Oligarchy ep will tentatively be, "Reading Between The Lines". It's going to be a 4 track (or maybe more) acoustic album which is a new thing for everyone. Its 80% done with 3 confirm mixed tracks. But knowing me i'll probably end up remixing those. (Perfectionist in me is really driving me nuts!) I might be putting up some rough demo on my myspace page or Oligarchy's myspace page, depending on where it gos first. There are some songs where vocals needs to be redone or redoing other things....as of now...even i'm not too sure. Updates will be known in the near future.

B.t.w, I'm currently listening to Celine Dion.

::Shocking News!::

This week is nothing but shocking news.... On Monday, I found out that Blink 182 is back!!! Watch their announcement here. I basically grew up listening to them, my influence in music mostly them, i wanted a band so bad after watching their "First Date" video. the news of their breakup really shocked me years ago, (to think my ex girlfriend was there when it happen...jinx). So this news is the best I've heard so far for this year. Really can't wait for the new album!!!

Second shocking news but better one is Scolari is finally sacked from Chelsea! I'm sooooo happy for that coz under him, we lost our records and is now resting at 4th in the Premiership table.

Lastly..... after sooooo long, i stumble upon another band name Oligarhy! So what must i do now? Sue them or something? ahaks! Well, went to their myspace but there's no music so that kinda suck. And the best thing is, they too are grunge. Shit! Check their myspace here

::Back to studios::

I'm going back into the studios to finish up (or at least try) on the next Oligarchy Ep. We've taken close to 2 months or more to do up this project and every journey of this is an eye opener for me in terms of writing and recording a song. No plans have been set on what we're going to do with this Ep when its done. Whether its to be press and printed or available for download. Anyone who wants a copy of the previous Ep, just leave me and email or a message on my myspace. Its going at $3. Thats like you saving 10 cents a day for a month

::Multi Level Marketing::

This video shows the wonderful concept of multilevel marketing and the products, the "miracle" products that they sell.

Watch it here.

P.s: I've always thought of these MLM bs to be fraud and hurting to the people they approach and the family that might get affected. Wonder why the government is not doing anything to stop this.

::English Words::

English is an important language that can never be fully mastered. I stumbled across this video and just for the sake of i, i posted a link to the meaning of the 2 important words.

The video

Meaning 1

Meaning 2

::I love this song soooooo much::

I grew up listening to this song. And i found a video of it on youtube which surprisingly is hard.

Watch it here

Everytime i hear this song, it brings a warm feeling in my heart. Well, maybe i should cover this song. Ironically, the singer looks like my gfs' brother. Which makes me really laugh deep in my warm feeling

::Get me on the tube!!!::

Oligarchy is trying hard to get our face on tv and perform for all of you on that box with the moving images. So....please please please spare 10 mins of your time and vote for Oligarchy. We're not asking much but just use all 10 votes on us daily. Link is at the bottom. Here is the instruction on how to do that written by our lovable and most goodlooking man, Bob.

Part I (For those who dont have a Mediacorp Channel 5's forum account); here are the steps.
1] Sign an account with Mediacorp's Forum via this link; Here.
2] After registering, you need to activate your account via em-mail confirmation.
3] After you've confirmed, follow the steps in part II below

Part II For those who already have a Mediacorp Channel 5's forum account;
1] Click on the URL which leads you to my band's profile Here
2] Click on "Rock On" and a new window with Terms and Condition pops up.
3] Check on "Agree" and "Continue"

Also, we do not know what song to play and since you people vote for us, we'll let you pick and decide what we'll play. It is a performance for you either ways. Click on the link below to hear us on our myspace. Ahhhh...myspace, a true networking powerhouse

Listen and watch us

::Careless Whisper::

Seether just did a cover of "careless whisper". Check out the video here although thesong won't be up until 27th January. But the song is here!!!

Watch it here!

Hear it here!

::True testiment of friendship::

This is a true testiment of friendship. I really enjoy this....

Watch it here

::Fuck face entry::

This is the what i like to call the "Fuck face" posting

Countary to what people might think, making the "fuck face" in photos is alot harder than it looks. It takes perfect self confidence and 100% pure dedication to be able to pull off that kind of look on the camera and still look nice and adorable. If you see it properly, we take pride and countless hours looking at the mirror to perfect this lost art. Screw that Jap "up my ass look" or the "i'm a model" look. The fuck face look is a reemerging trend, like it or not! And we'll lead the pack of fuck faces!!! So don't waste time, start posing with the best, most natural look ever!

::Hell Yeah!::

I found this on the web!


Q: What is the closest thing similar to a woman's period?
A: Your salary, it comes once a month lasts about 5-7 days and if it doesn't come means you are in big trouble.

Q: What three things are common between the sun and woman's underwear?
A: Both are hot, both look better while going down and both disappear at night.

Q: Why do men ask for a woman's hand in marriage?
A: Because they are tired of using their own.

Q: What's common between men and video?
A: Both go backward... forward... backward... forward... backward.... forward... stop and eject.

Q: What goes in dry, comes out wet, and gives warm satisfaction?
A: A teabag.

Q: What is the similarity between men and rats?
A: Both keep searching for new HOLES.

Q: What's the difference between biology and sociology?
A: When the baby looks like his dad, then it is bi! ology. When the baby looks like the neighbour, then it is sociology.

Q: Girl friend & boy friend go for a movie. In the dark, a mosquito enters the girl's skirt. Guess where it would have bitten?
A: The boy's hand.

Q: Tarzan and the animals went to the river to take a bath. Tarzan removed his clothes. All the animals laughed. Tarzan asked 'Why'?
A: The animals told him...........'Your tail is in the front'.

7 qualities to be a perfect wife:
Beautiful,
Responsible
Energetic
Adorable
Sweet
Truthful and
Self-Organized.
In short, she must have good B.R.E.A.S.T.S

::New Hairstyle and Leslie the Man::

Let me introduce you to a good good friend of mine. His name is Leslie and I know him for 5 years now. He is an avid gambler and also a professional "diss master". And here we have, his beautiful, beautiful Utt lookalike face.

Aww... ain't he the cutest creature you can ever lay your eyes on. He is a great great friend mine, sharing with me many practical jokes that we've played on him. And he is always cool with it, always telling us "to shut the fuck up and stuff your nose in our sorry ass....dog." Well, for all the practical jokes, I truly love this fucker and we've gone way way way back.

I'm thinking of changing hairstyles since the one i'm having now is not "wind friendly". So any ideas?

P.s: If anyone tells me to cut like Leslie, i swear i will tell you to shut the fuck up and stuff your nose in your sorry ass....dog!